23 Juli 2009

omegle.com

Stranger: hey
You: hi too
Stranger: i just the most awesomest cyber sex of my life.
Stranger: O_O
You: oh yeah? tell me
Stranger: tell you what?
You: the cyber sex story
Stranger: oh
Stranger: well i mean its just too much to sum up
You: just one
Stranger: well i was just telling him the way i would suck his dick and everything else i do to him if i was there with him?
You: so u r a girl right?
Stranger: yeah
You: well, i dont want to get suck anymore
Stranger: what?
Stranger: i dont get it
You: yeah, ive got bitten once lol
Stranger: :S really? haha
Stranger: well im sorry/.
Stranger: did she chomp on it? or did she just scrape it with her teeth a little?
You: chomp on it lol.that sucks lol
Stranger: hahah xD im sorry but i cant stop laughing
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: wow. well im sorry man xD
You: its ok, its just traumatic accident...even i cant stop lughing
You: laughing
Stranger: lol xD
Stranger: are you still with the girl?
You: that girl who chomped me? no...i dont want get chomped twice hahah
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: xD
Stranger: i hope i never accidentally do that.
Stranger: it'll be really embaressing beccause i already know he'll leave me
Stranger: haha
You: i think she meant it...hahaha...
Stranger: really? lol
Stranger: x]
You: no no just kidding
Stranger: ohh haha
You: we r break up bcoz somethin else
Stranger: oh
You: how bout you?
Stranger: what?
You: have you chomp anyone? hahahaha
Stranger: oh no hahahah
Stranger: i havent xD
You: please dont ever do that, it hurt soo much
Stranger: D;
You: even work out doesnt help
Stranger: i can imagine.
Stranger: whats that?
You: yeah, work out in the gym doesnt make your p get stronger haha
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: wow,lmao
You: do you have bf?
Stranger: yeah i do :)
You: good for you
You: i dont have any
Stranger: lol thanks
Stranger: :)
Stranger: ohh..
Stranger: are you gay?
You: nope
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: hahah
You: i dont have bf but i have gf. hahaha. gotcha
Stranger: ohhh
Stranger: lmao XD
Stranger: nice, caught me there. lol
You: tell me about you
Stranger: well
Stranger: im 16, i live in the usa, ive done plenty naughty things but im a virgin xD um, i like hanging out with my friends 24/7, and i loveeeee guys AND girls :D
You: r u bisex?
Stranger: yeah
You: but you r still virg? that awesome
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: thanks :)
You: howd you do that?
Stranger: do that?
Stranger: what*
You: still virgin?
Stranger: well idk, i just dont want to lose my virginity yet.
Stranger: i like the fact that i havent had any penises in there. andi wana keep it that way
Stranger: hahah
You: it just rare 4 an american girl. you amaze me...wow
Stranger: haha
Stranger: well thanks :)
Stranger: so where are you from? sounds like your not from here..
You: haha...youre right, my english sooo stinks rite? hahaha
Stranger: naw :) actually because you said that its rare for an american girl not to be a virgin. so i was just curious because your saying it as if you werent from here
You: haha...
You: ok i will reveal my self to you..cieeh..
Stranger: cieeh?
Stranger: is that your name?
You: no
Stranger: oh
Stranger: well what is that? is that the country you're from?
You: cieeh is something like....i even doesnt know what its mean haha
Stranger: hahahahaha
You: ok, im from indonesia
Stranger: ohh!
Stranger: okay, i see
You: you know im stiil trying to explain the "cieeh" means haha
Stranger: ohh lol
Stranger: xDD
You: 29 m fr jakarta
You: so faaaar away from usa...i guest
Stranger: lol
Stranger: yeah.. verrry
You: oh yeah, which city r u?
Stranger: well im from massachusetts
You: wow
Stranger: lol
You: that hard to type hah
You: haha
Stranger: hahaha xD
Stranger: well im used to it i guess lol :)
You: even i have to copy paste that one
Stranger: lol
Stranger: xD
You: btw, how did u know this omegle?
Stranger: i learned about it thru a friend
Stranger: thru face book
You: oh yeah?
Stranger: mhm
You: its this your first?
Stranger: the first conversation ive had?
You: no, first time using omegle after few conv?
Stranger: ohh..
Stranger: well idk?
Stranger: no
You: its my first day
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: :)
You: its nice to chat w/ u
Stranger: ty, you too :)
You: i can practicing my english haha
Stranger: haha xD
You: omg
Stranger: what?
You: the chomp girl call me
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: xD
You: its been a year since her last call
Stranger: really? did you pick up?
You: not yet, im still confuse
Stranger: pick it up!
Stranger: :D
Stranger: ,aybe she wants to chomp it again
Stranger: lmao xD
Stranger: maybe**
You: no, what if she chompe me again?
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: xD well.. theres nothing you can do :/ xp
You: i have to hide my p else where
Stranger: haha
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: lol
Stranger: xD
You: would u wait for me? ive 2 go else where
Stranger: okay thats cool
You: thanx
Stranger: your welcome
You: hiii
Stranger: hi
You: thank you for waiting
Stranger: your welcome :)
You: so polite:)
Stranger: haha
Stranger: :D
You: r u realy really 16?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i really am
You: tell me about your adventure
Stranger: which adventure?
You: that plenty naughy
Stranger: what?? lol
You: just curious
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

yah gagal

motor

pagi2 jam 7 tadi udah siapa mo berangkat ngantor. ambil kunci motor lalu beranjat keluar rumah. sampe di luar, celingak celinguk nyari motor...

"lho motor gue mana?"

gue bener2 ga bisa nemuin motor gue yang biasa teronggok di teras.

"wah pasti dipinjem nih, masa gue musti nunggu balik tuh motor?"

cuma pas nyadar...

"lho, kunci kan ada ditangan gue. berarti ga dipinjem donk...". biasalah lupaan.

mulailah gue panik, waduh, motor gue ngga ada!
gue udah manggil nyokap buat nanyain. gue udah takut aja tuh motor lenyap ma maling. akhirnya gue iseng kelur pager. ada dua motor yang 10 meter dari situ.
ternyata motor gue salah satunya...fuih...
trus nyokap gue udah ketawa ketiwi aja dibelakang.

"sorry ya, tadi tuh motor abis dibuat beli kangkung..."

busyet...